Kerry Starts New, Pro-Choice Catholic Church
Said Kerry, "We haven't really started working through a lot of the theological stuff, but we are committed to the concept that progressive views on abortion, divorce, homosexuality, the role of women in ministry, and various other social issues should never come between Americans and their religious beliefs."
"The response from the Vatican has been somewhat predictable: "This is like landing on the 'Get Yourself Excommunicated' space on the Monopoly board of life. Do not pass the offering plate. Do not collect communion," said Francis Arinze.
(Just to nip this one in the bud, this is a joke, people. Courtesy of The Holy Observer)
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