New Bible version
The Revised Fundamentalist Baptist Version (RFBV) is now in print, or at least portions of it, on Dave Armstrong's blog.
Some of my favorite passages, now, thankfully, purified of all Romish interpolations and other popery, so that the good fundamentalist can read in peace:
Revelation 5:8: "And when he had taken the scroll, the four living creatures and the twenty-four elders fell down before the Lamb, each holding a harp, and with golden bowls full of incense, which are not the prayers of the saints (because all prayers go right to God)"
Luke 22:19-20: "And he took bread, and when he had given thanks he broke it and gave it to them, saying, 'This is not my body which is given for you, but only a mere symbol. Do this in remembrance of me.' And likewise the cup after supper, saying, 'This cup which is poured out for you is not the new covenant in my blood, but only wine (and you may substitute grape juice after the 19th century temperance movement makes alcohol a scandal in church)'"
1 Corinthians 7:7-9: "I wish that none were as I myself am. All have the same special gift from God. To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is well for them to get married, unlike myself. Whether they can or cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to be a celibate slave of Rome."
Via Curt Jester.
# posted by Jamie : 11:52 AM
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