The true culprit behind clergy sex abuse discovered!
And boy, was I way off! Here I was thinking that the rampant man-boy molestation among the clergy had something to do with homosexuality. Turns out that all along, the true devil was homo-PHOBIA! And if the homophobic hierarchy would just "embrace homosexuality and allow practicing homosexuals to serve as priests," the problem would go away.
I wish David France would go away. He's like a bad dream.
# posted by Jamie : 3:48 PM